The Black Bra
A funny Story for you...
The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is
engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by
wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over
just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how
it all went:
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black
leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the
woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
door and saw me he said...
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
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